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2 banditos – the lonely island lyrics

[intro]
ooh, 2 banditos

[verse 1]
well howdy ma’am, we the 2 banditos
up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos
similar to autopedos, [?]
gotta turn that frown into [?]
100 sticking, they were kinda forreal, what’s the deal?
i’m on some white boy sh-t man, tryna stack a mil
yeah i’m also on my white boy sh-t, that’s my birth right
call my d-ck the shooting star cause it burns right
i f-cked your first cousin with the diggery doo
and when she came, you know it sounded like wow wow..

[chorus]
yeah cause you know we’re 2 banditos
yeah cause you know we’re 2 banditos
yeah, you know we’re 2 banditos
do a little dance and i drink a little

[post-chorus]
man, how’d i get the money? (don’t worry ’bout it)
why they kissing on my couch? (don’t worry ’bout it)
how they get so cool? (don’t worry ’bout it)
you’ve been struck by the 2 banditos
what the f-ck is that? (don’t worry ’bout it)
does this make me look fat? (don’t worry ’bout it)
i just ate a f-cking rat (don’t worry ’bout it)
you’ve been struck by the 2 banditos

[verse 2]
my name is connor and i’m not a model citizen
i’ll take a swig from this bottle that i drizzle in
swimming in her prison, man my interests is dwindling
and i’m h-lla bored too, f-ck it
banditos eat a lot of burritos
while we’re f-cking bald eagles
hey, let’s go back to the chorus dude

[chorus]
yeah, we’re 2 cute kittens
yeah, we’re 2 cute kittens
yeah, we’re 2 cute kittens
shut the f-ck up, thank you

[post-chorus]
we just robbed the place (don’t worry ’bout it)
they just licked my face (don’t worry ’bout it)
took a sh-t in your pool (don’t worry ’bout it)
you’ve been struck by the 2 banditos
f-ck this bill (don’t worry ’bout it)
is that cocaine? (don’t worry ’bout it)
what is life? (don’t worry ’bout it)
you’ve been struck by the 2 banditos

- all song lyrics by the lonely island